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12:43pm 06/11/2005
  the leaves are all falling off the trees
the leaves are all falling off my trees
all my leaves, falling
off my tree, you leaves, leaving
leaves on the ground
where I step on them.

I walked past a warm, abandoned tub of Hagen-Daz today,
it looked like it would taste like it was cookies but I
left it leaving it
alone I left
a leaf!
but I had none of it.
 
     

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They violated my snack pack   
10:18pm 07/08/2005
  "What's that in your hand?"
"It's a snack pack."
(very serious) "Where'd you get it?"
"They gave it to me on the airplane."
(yet more suspiciously) "What've you got in it?"
"Uh... I dunno. I haven't opened it yet."
"Open it up."
"Sure... let's see... (rip) oreo's... fruit thingies... ooh, a Toblerone."
"... Move along."
"Thanks."
 
     

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05:17pm 06/08/2004
  Chris told me to ... kiss his ass!

Are you gonna do it?

No

Then stop whining about it.
 
     

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02:05am 01/08/2004
  Once there was a little bunny who wanted to run away. Read more...Collapse )  
     

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High School   
04:20pm 03/06/2004
  I'm free.  
     

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Pigeon   
01:03pm 30/05/2004
 
mood: distressed
Kick me
Harder
Like a football
That feeds the poor.
 
     

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Cow   
12:56pm 30/05/2004
 
mood: depressed
What wind through yonder bovine breaks?
'Tis released! and poo is wet 'tween his buns.
 
     

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Horse   
12:52pm 30/05/2004
 
mood: annoyed
There nothing new no nonoriginal novelty to knead my noggin into something nicer. Nay?

says the horse.
 
     

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Sheep   
12:37pm 30/05/2004
 
mood: blank
There's only one shepherd, and


many,
many sheep.


baaaa.
 
     

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04:43pm 17/05/2004
  THE H4XX0R

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I am not fear evil, for you are with Him.   
03:07pm 10/04/2004
 
mood: wtf?
I am not lately and have any good journal entry. Not only seconds to count them as they go before to Princeton wanting. Tick tick tick. The Casterbridge Mayor does not receiving love. I do not like booking him. Unhappily I must go a research paper on his subject. Leg is uncomfortable with my Douglas twisted at computer's odd angle. The makers we must sacrifice acheiving ends of leisure. Butt a lass. I must goodbye.

~Doug,
Worder of Mess.
 
     

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a toy   
08:54pm 03/04/2004
  cute.

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:lightningcurl
Your haiku:going garbage can and
i couldn't help it it was good
to wipe out the church
Username:
Created by Grahame
 
     

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I have ADD   
07:39pm 26/03/2004
 
mood: nutz
Seriously folks. I was walkin' in the hallways and pointing to pictures and going "picture!" and hitting garbage cans and going "garbage can!" and I couldn't pay attention to anything for longer than 5 seconds and in chem I just laughed I couldn't help it it was ridiculous and you know how it is with me and nobody knew the material in that room, except maybe the textbook; the textbook knows chemistry but it won't tell us because it's written incoherently and I couldn't pay attention to anything in that class seriously I wasn't there and I get so easily distracted I just can't do anything for more than a little while because I get distrac
 
     

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:)   
08:19am 19/03/2004
  trackstar039 (10:55:20 PM): you're so....
trackstar039 (10:55:24 PM): i dont know the word for you
trackstar039 (10:55:30 PM): but you're so something
trackstar039 (10:55:41 PM): like...the ideal people wish they could be, thats you

:) Liz sez I'm cool.
 
     

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I overanalyze.   
11:10pm 18/03/2004
  yes.  
     

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traumatic childhood revisitation   
06:02pm 17/03/2004
 
mood: creative

"Wherefore goest thou, little Timmy?  Aren't you a little old for DIAPERS?" scoffed the scabby, pre-pubescent graduate of incontinence.  The object of his derision struggled to continue his anxious shivering as the "big kid" rolled by on his lethargic two-wheel status symbol.  One look in Timmy's watery eyes told the tale of his troubles--he had no retort, nothing with which to save himself from the mockery and the shame.  Chortling, the child of malice veered his vehicle into the puddle languishing near Timmy's bare feet, saturating our protagonist in places unaccustomed.  And Timmy's tears tipped soundlessly into the now cloudy pool which, in the silence, seemed to spread about him like despair.

That's the beginning of my story.  All I gotta do is continue with the water imagery and make some scary references to safety pins...  O lords... why can't I get my work done...

 
     

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how sweet, to be an idiot   
06:46pm 12/03/2004
  Well, I feel stupid. I feel stupid for all the stupids--so stupid that I, in my stupidity, cannot but stupidly express.

I want to say something, but I can't. I feel like everything has already been said and everything has already been done. Every idea, every train of thought comes with a huge sign on which "SOLD" is written in big, red, streaky letters. Nothing is left but silence, and even that is cliché. I have to say SOMETHING, or else I'd seem antisocial, uninterested, BORING; and then what good would I be?

Hence this entry.
 
     

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11:39pm 27/02/2004
 
mood: guilty

Had I but known!

Had I but seen with my own eyes
    what before me was apparent!


Is it so small a thing
To have enjoy'd the sun,
To have lived light in the spring,
To have loved, to have thought, to have done...?


My friend,
who was no more and no less than I am myself,
in dream shall I hear your silent scream,
in dream,
crunch.

Crunch.

CrunchSquiSHsmearrrrrrrr.

My friend,
my soul,
who is no more,
was no less than I am myself.
It fills my soul with doubt
to see your part within the whole, now...

       ...a little more spread out.

Forgive me

 
     

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easily amused?   
10:48pm 24/02/2004
 
mood: amused
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make quick clockwise circles with it. While doing so, smoothly draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction... and you probably can't do much about it.
 
     

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09:49am 21/02/2004
  "Badguys? Yaaah!"  
     

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